I know you readers are sitting there thinking to yourself, “How could I ever achieve the level of awesomeness that Bailey possesses?” Sound like you? Yes? Well, weep no more my friends because this blog will answer all of your questions. This blog will walk you step by step through my everyday routine and you, yes you, can be just like me.
Morning:
© To really embrace all that being me encompasses, you need to wake up to the song, “Early Bird”, sung by Shirley Temple and press the snooze button at least twice. If you are feeling a bit frivolous, you will sleep until 6:10 and then get up to shower and get dressed.
© After you are dressed, most likely in something very comfortable, yet cute with your own personal twist, you can get into your car and drive to Kennedy.
© Once you have parked proceed into the building and on to your Zero Hour class.
© After Zero hour is done, you get to go home!!!! Only for an hour, though.
© While you are at home, you can eat a nice hearty bowl of brown sugar oatmeal mixed with raisins, and ice cold apples. Oh, it is sooo good! Eat your oatmeal and catch up on your television shows you missed out on.
© At precisely 8:45, leave the house and go back to school.
© You will most likely park in the North lot, unless Carl is there, in which case you will still park in the North lot and then sneakily walk to the building, pretending to be a senior.
Second Hour:
© This hour is with Coach White, a.k.a. my favorite teacher. This is U.S. History, a.k.a. my favorite class. You will spend the entire hour discussing something historically interesting in U.S. history.
Third Hour:
© Third hour is French III. This class is fun because you basically correct homework the whole time and then get assigned a new homework assignment with five minutes left in class. It is French, though, so you love it now.
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